Continuing Education Enrollment Mugs

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Pajama Day 743

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Duvet nailed to the floor.

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

"I wouldn't mind...But he's the teacher."

"If anyone rings tell them I'm on a course."

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

"I have a question: does intersectionality take into account that frequent power outages in my country may not allow me to sit through this webinar?"

Frat House Feng Shui

'Nice, I can see you've taken Day-School classes to further your education...'

"I'd like to apply for the work-study program."

Drawing graphs on a computer.

"I attempted Greek Math and stuck out like a Thor sum."

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

'Well, Gosh...! How did you know I was an incoming freshman...?'

"Let me know if I'm going too fast for you."

'Let's enrol on the last one. We've more chance of getting a job doing that these days.'

'It's okay, mom. I go through this every day at school.'

"Distance Learning"

'...and, if I don't get a place, I'll kill myself.'