Continuing Education Gifts

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Continuing education.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Pajama Day 743

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

All Hail the Matriarchy

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Technologies and distance classes

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

Football team discussions.

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

"If we learned anything in law school, we learned that you can never have enough wiggle room."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

Student Debt