Pursuing Further Education Gifts

'Well...I guess you know what this means?'

"Welcome to the future"

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

I will study my speling words...

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

The Bookworm

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

Burning the midnight oil.

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Boy and girl at thier studies

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

Do your research!

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

Good idea.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Now showing, at a University near you...

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'