Continuous Improvement Gifts

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

Where your mind & battle are los

They hated me.

Butterfly Woman

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Self help acupuncture

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"We'll always have couples therapy."

I'm a self-made man!

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'