Personal Improvement Gifts

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

'You said one day you would be filthy rich. You're only half way there!'

Where your mind & battle are los

They hated me.

Butterfly Woman

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Others will fight for you

Self help acupuncture

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Work/Life Balance

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."