Constructive Communicator Gifts

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"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

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'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

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"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

Time for speeches

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"I appreciate succinct memos, Phillips, but stop writing them all in Haiku!"

'Actually, when I asked you to bring something fresh to the table, I was talking about ideas!'

Candor is the Best Policy

"I've found my voice, Penny. It's deep, wise, and compassionate."

'Don't jump. It's a book publisher!'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

The Curse of Rhadamanthus (For Pete's Sake)

"I'm just posting something to my wall."