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On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Waterfall of Disappointment

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

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"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"Wanna do lunch?"

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

'Romance-minded clown in hot pursuit of woman'

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

"I like long walks on the beach and beautiful sunsets, too...but who are you?"

"You must believe me, Jane. I have excellent narrative skills."

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

"I always pick Mr. Wrong..."

'You must be Olivia.'

"So tell me again where you're from."

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

At Saltwater Sweeties Dating Service

"You're all arms Rodney."

Dear Diary....I'll never, ever, go on a blind date again!

"Would you consider yourself creamy or crunchy?"

"I have two children from a previous economic cycle."

Valentines Day.

"In a world of beefcake, I'm dating tofu."

'Are you ready to be the winners?'

"Damn. The minute I eat a stink bug, in walks Mr. Wonderful!..."

'Well. I gotta admit, she did say in her profile that she's an old-fashioned girl!'