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On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Waterfall of Disappointment

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

Single men in Tahiti

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"Wanna do lunch?"

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

'Romance-minded clown in hot pursuit of woman'

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

"I always pick Mr. Wrong..."

"You must believe me, Jane. I have excellent narrative skills."

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

'You must be Olivia.'

"I like long walks on the beach and beautiful sunsets, too...but who are you?"

"So tell me again where you're from."

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

"I have two children from a previous economic cycle."

'Are you ready to be the winners?'

"In a world of beefcake, I'm dating tofu."

At Saltwater Sweeties Dating Service

"Damn. The minute I eat a stink bug, in walks Mr. Wonderful!..."

Nailed him on the first date.

'Obviously a cry for help.'

"Would you consider yourself creamy or crunchy?"

Dear Diary....I'll never, ever, go on a blind date again!

Valentines Day.