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"I always pick Mr. Wrong..."

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'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

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"Wanna do lunch?"

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

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"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

"Enough medical mumbo jumbo, just give it to me straight, Doc-will I ever be able to play piano again?"

'You're paralyzed from the knuckle of your left big toe down -- it could have been a lot worse.'

"You must believe me, Jane. I have excellent narrative skills."

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"

"I have two children from a previous economic cycle."

'Obviously a cry for help.'

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"You're all arms Rodney."

"And to think, when we met online people said it would never last."

"Actually, I'm not long back on the dating scene myself."

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'She didn't say she'd go out with me, but she left the door open for further negotiations.'

'No offence, Captain, but two's company, three's a crowd!'

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"I don't really want a boyfriend right now either. This is purely a Post-VAX thing."

"I think she likes me. She sat five feet away instead of six."

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"I should tell you, I have a concealed insecurity permit."

"There's nothing coming up for tall, dark and handsome. How about medium, balding and warty?"

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'Maybe you set your ideals too high, Karen...'

"Isn't she great? We met snorkeling in the Bahamas."