Speedy Dater T-Shirts

Celebrate their quick wit and lively spirit with a t-shirt that speaks volumes. Fun, bold, and comfortable, these t-shirts are ideal for the fast-moving personality who loves to stand out.

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"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!" mockup

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

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On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this. mockup

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

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"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows." mockup

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

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'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.' mockup

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

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Online Dating

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'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

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Kissable Frogs in Your Area

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Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible... mockup

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

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'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...' mockup

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

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'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.' mockup

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

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"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship." mockup

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

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"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'" mockup

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

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"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage." mockup

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

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"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds." mockup

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

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'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.' mockup

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

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Waterfall of Disappointment

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"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

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"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date." mockup

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

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"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo" mockup

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

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"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."

"This isn't working. We have nothing in common." mockup

"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."

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'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.' mockup

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

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Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress... mockup

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

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"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'" mockup

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

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'Let's do lunch.'

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'That must be my computer date.'

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"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?" mockup

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

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Speed Dating Disasters

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"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?" mockup

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

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We met online.

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"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days." mockup

"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

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"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match." mockup

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

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'We met online.'

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Speedy Dater T-Shirts Collection

Speedy Dater Mugs

Discover more delightful mugs that celebrate quick wit and lively personalities. Perfect for your speedy dater’s mornings and beyond.

Speedy Dater Pillows

Find the perfect pillow to add humor and comfort to your speedy dater’s space. A cozy reminder of their lively personality.

Speedy Dater Prints

Decorate their home or office with vibrant prints that capture the energetic spirit of your speedy dater. Fun and expressive wall art to inspire their swift lifestyle.