Cone Of Shame Survivor Pillows

Keep coming … keep coming … a little farther … Ok, ok, stop, you're good right there.

They say I get 152 channels.

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

Dog wearing a cone

"Fill it up!"

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

The First Cone of Shame.

"I can't stop licking my boo-boo."

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

'No need to shout.'

"No surgery. I'm just trying to hide a pimple."

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

'You see?! These cones may keep us from licking ourselves, but they really enhance our sense of smell.'

"Someone at this address is intercepting foreign hacking codes."

Puppy Love

"I'll take it off if you promise not to pick at the stitches."

'I wish I could scratch my ears.'

"For goodness sake, I don't need to do a new risk assessment each time I cut a new tree..."

Sock hell

'So, you've been under the knife as well?'

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

'I can really empathise with the basketball hoop.'

Sorry. Forgot about the cone.

'Well that's what you get for picking your scab. . .'

Laundromat has a bin for trash & one for unmatched socks

'I can't lick my itchy bum, but I have amazing hearing!'

'I had a basketball-sized tennis ball removed from my stomach... I bet you can't top that!'

'Look on the bright side. It adds a cool echo effect to your bark.'

"Really? You're going to use that to catch candy?"

"They say I get 152 channels."

"Just what I like: the tall and silent type"

'Women? No, I joined up to forget fifteen men, the English Rugby team.'

'Were you out drinking last night?'

He didn't have surgery. He's just ugly.