Cone Of Shame Enthusiast Pillows

"Just what I like: the tall and silent type"

He didn't have surgery. He's just ugly.

"I can't stop licking my boo-boo."

"No surgery. I'm just trying to hide a pimple."

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"Fill it up!"

Dog wearing a cone

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

The First Cone of Shame.

Dog Walker

Shaved Ice

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

'No need to shout.'

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

'You see?! These cones may keep us from licking ourselves, but they really enhance our sense of smell.'

"I'm worried you're not getting enough fruit and vegetables."

"Fill it up!"

"Someone at this address is intercepting foreign hacking codes."

Puppy Love

They say I get 152 channels.

"Laugh if you want, but I have my phone in here."

'I wish I could scratch my ears.'

"I'll take it off if you promise not to pick at the stitches."

"For goodness sake, I don't need to do a new risk assessment each time I cut a new tree..."

'So, you've been under the knife as well?'

"I couldn't pull it off. Looks good on you, though."

News. We're supposed to eat from the food circle. It's replacing the food pyramid. It's a lot more fun to eat from the food cone!

Sorry. Forgot about the cone.

'Well that's what you get for picking your scab. . .'

'I can't lick my itchy bum, but I have amazing hearing!'

'Look on the bright side. It adds a cool echo effect to your bark.'

Keep coming … keep coming … a little farther … Ok, ok, stop, you're good right there.

"Really? You're going to use that to catch candy?"

What's your preference for seating: The faith-based or non-faith-based section? Faith-based. Non-faith-based. Menu. A heck of thing to learn over lattes. Heathen! You may not taste my scone!