Cone Of Shame Club Pillows

'So, you've been under the knife as well?'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"Fill it up!"

Dog wearing a cone

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

The First Cone of Shame.

"I can't stop licking my boo-boo."

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

'No need to shout.'

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

"No surgery. I'm just trying to hide a pimple."

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

'You see?! These cones may keep us from licking ourselves, but they really enhance our sense of smell.'

"Someone at this address is intercepting foreign hacking codes."

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

Puppy Love

They say I get 152 channels.

"Sure, it's disgusting, but it's nice to have something that needs me."

"I'll take it off if you promise not to pick at the stitches."

'I wish I could scratch my ears.'

Sorry. Forgot about the cone.

'I had a basketball-sized tennis ball removed from my stomach... I bet you can't top that!'

'I can't lick my itchy bum, but I have amazing hearing!'

'Look on the bright side. It adds a cool echo effect to your bark.'

"But now you're free - free like our bold forebears to seek your fortune in the untamed wilds."

Keep coming … keep coming … a little farther … Ok, ok, stop, you're good right there.

"They say I get 152 channels."

"Just what I like: the tall and silent type"

'Were you out drinking last night?'

He didn't have surgery. He's just ugly.

'I'm on the list.'

"It's okay, there's no need to shout!"

No smoking.