Compliance Contemplator Gifts

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Professional woman in pub

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

'Do you realize it takes over 2000 laws to enforce the ten commandments?'

"I forget - are we a species that mates for life?"

"Go forth and multiply under the constraint of sustainability within Nature's framework? What the heck is THAT supposed to mean?"

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

"I should've done this years ago. All the good ones got taken."

'Do you promise to love,honor and cherish -- until one of you decides to become a 'free agent'?'

'All the girls say the same thing. You're a sweet guy, but...'

Israeli soldier

Echoes - 'Hellooooo'.

'How about bearing false witness for you neighbor?'

"I don't want a divorce, but I would like a gap year."

'You realize, it may take us awhile to INTERNALIZE these....'

'You're sweet, Rodney -- I'll put you on my short list.'

'I think I just blew my diet. Do you know what the glycemic index is for a communion host?'

'Binary' monk demonstrates computer skills.

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

"He says we'll get married as soon as everything bounces back."

'I used to get ecstatic whenever I saw him. Now it's more like ecstatic cling.'

'There's only one honest way to make money.'

"Ya know, with football, hockey and basketball seasons over, maybe it’s time to set the date."

"How much worse?"

Why so sad? All my friends are divorced and I'm not even married!

The Master Switch

'I know we're in love, but there should be an easier way out of it than marriage.'

Really? A date with me is like a religious experience? How so? It reminds me of snake-handling.

The Bookstore. Going out of business sale. Words failed me.

"Are you a man or a mouse?"