Compliance Contemplator T-Shirts

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Professional woman in pub

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

'Do you realize it takes over 2000 laws to enforce the ten commandments?'

"I forget - are we a species that mates for life?"

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

"Go forth and multiply under the constraint of sustainability within Nature's framework? What the heck is THAT supposed to mean?"

"I should've done this years ago. All the good ones got taken."

Echoes - 'Hellooooo'.

'How about bearing false witness for you neighbor?'

Israeli soldier

'All the girls say the same thing. You're a sweet guy, but...'

"I don't want a divorce, but I would like a gap year."

'Do you promise to love,honor and cherish -- until one of you decides to become a 'free agent'?'

'You realize, it may take us awhile to INTERNALIZE these....'

'I think I just blew my diet. Do you know what the glycemic index is for a communion host?'

'You're sweet, Rodney -- I'll put you on my short list.'

"He says we'll get married as soon as everything bounces back."

'There's only one honest way to make money.'

'I used to get ecstatic whenever I saw him. Now it's more like ecstatic cling.'

'Binary' monk demonstrates computer skills.

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

"Ya know, with football, hockey and basketball seasons over, maybe it’s time to set the date."

"How much worse?"

The Master Switch

Why so sad? All my friends are divorced and I'm not even married!

'I know we're in love, but there should be an easier way out of it than marriage.'

"Are you a man or a mouse?"

'What do you mean 'it just happened'? Didn't we discuss cause and effect?'