Complaints Manager Gifts

Complaints about how we handled your complaint.

Complaints Dept in baskets marked Rage/Outrage.

Complaints and Excuses.

NHS Whistleblowing.

'Direct me to where the buck stops.'

Complaints Management

'Listen sonny, if it weren't for complainers like me you would be out of a job,'

Complaints department has an unreachable door handle.

"Of course it's in its original packaging. I'm returning it because it's impossible to open!"

'Nobody told me that I had to buy something before I could complain about it. That's what I want to complain about.'

Complaints department.

Ryanair refunds

"I'm afraid I can't do anything meaningful about your complaint, but would you accept dozens of meaningless platitudes about how much we value you as a customer?"

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

"Your issue should be simple to resolve. I'll just go and get someone less qualified to help you."

Complaints department...

Suggestions, complaints, crybaby whining

Complaints management

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

"Every customer complaint is a 'learning experience' and the first thing you need to learn is how to use the shredder."

"...And as for your terrible elevator music...."

'You've got a complaint? Would you please talk to our complaints manager, sir?'

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

"There, there, now! Perhaps I didn't give it a fair trial."

Deaf and Mute complaints desk attendant (colour)

Visiting the complaints department.

Complaint clerk presses button to drop customer through trap door

'Here, we refer to them as the satisfactorily challenged.'

'I know I can handle the complaint department. I've been married for 20 years.'

'It's Mr. Stebbins...he's getting back to you with a vengeance.'

Stern looking woman sitting at a service window labeled "Complaints".

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

Complaints Desk

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

"Oh, can't complain, but I do."