Competitiveness Gifts

"Let me just tap this in, Greg, then you can putt out."

Basketball - Short player pulling down shorts of tall player.

'Seven spins! You lose again.'

'Ms. Sims, do a Google search. Find out how many CEO's have more Google citations than me.'

'For goodness sake, let's stop this madness!'

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Bowled over again!

The Victors

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'Your shoe's untied.'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

The rocket powered skiier

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

10 K Tail-Chase

Monica Seles

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"Eat my dust!"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

The Salesman

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes