Competitiveness Mugs

"Let me just tap this in, Greg, then you can putt out."

Basketball - Short player pulling down shorts of tall player.

'Seven spins! You lose again.'

'For goodness sake, let's stop this madness!'

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

The Victors

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Your shoe's untied.'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

The rocket powered skiier

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Eat my dust!"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Ratminton

The Alpha Seltzer

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Big Hank's shooting gallery.