Competitive Analysis Gifts

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"And it was at this point that we stopped trying to innovate and started copying our competitors instead."

'Of course our competitors have an unfair advantage - their product actually works.'

'While you were attempting to seize the day, our competition seized a big chunk of our business!'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Will work for ETFs

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

'The recession is over, again.'

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

Medical Equipment profit chart.

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

Counting my Bonus...

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"And, of course, this is when all our loose change fell out of our pockets."

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

Business Outlook

"I make it a point to hire people smarter than me."

'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

"...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?"

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."