Company Visit Gifts

'Farington, our parent company is coming to visit us, so clean up your room.'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

Drool Marks

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

The World's Easiest Airport

"Listen to everybody's opinions? Please, we're not that desperate."

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"Let's kick off this Human Resource action with a game of Musical Chairs."

"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."

'Hanson - committee of four.'

"Expense account or regular?"

Airport

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"She looks just like in your photos."

'Gerald, it's so nice to see you finally getting closer to your employees.'

Technological Dependence.

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

'He must be going economy!'

"Gentlemen, may I present our company's future. A buggy whip... with Bluetooth!"

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

Airport Bored Rooms

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives