Factory Visits Gifts

"These are the scientists behind some of your favorite preservatives."

'Coal liquefaction plant' 'Oil Solidification plant'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Our visit to the flan factory.

Made in China

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Fragile stamper.

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Time Out For Teddy

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Rust test in progress.

Mistaken identity.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'We have a diverse work force. We us three different models of robots."

Satis Factory Tour

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

"I told you all this would be yours someday, son, and today is that day."

'U.S. Manufacturing'

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

"A drone is hovering over the plant. Find out if it's from OSHA!"

"We know how to treat old or stubborn workers. After all, this is a dog food factory."

All set for the summer holiday!

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

"Milk, milk, lemonade, round the back's where chocolates made."

For Greg, it was just another predictable day at Kraft,

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

"Larry...GRUNT!...next time you feel like giving that extra 10 percent at work...would you mind giving it to someone else?...GRUNT!"

Lunch break.

'O.K. Everyone...Tea break!'

'Farington, our parent company is coming to visit us, so clean up your room.'