Factory Visits Gifts

"These are the scientists behind some of your favorite preservatives."

'Coal liquefaction plant' 'Oil Solidification plant'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Made in China

Our visit to the flan factory.

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Fragile stamper.

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Time Out For Teddy

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Rust test in progress.

Mistaken identity.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'We have a diverse work force. We us three different models of robots."

Satis Factory Tour

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"A drone is hovering over the plant. Find out if it's from OSHA!"

"We know how to treat old or stubborn workers. After all, this is a dog food factory."

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

All set for the summer holiday!

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

"Larry...GRUNT!...next time you feel like giving that extra 10 percent at work...would you mind giving it to someone else?...GRUNT!"

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

"Milk, milk, lemonade, round the back's where chocolates made."

Lunch break.

'O.K. Everyone...Tea break!'

'Farington, our parent company is coming to visit us, so clean up your room.'

"What we need is a union."