Company Visit Pillows

'Farington, our parent company is coming to visit us, so clean up your room.'

Drool Marks

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

The World's Easiest Airport

"Listen to everybody's opinions? Please, we're not that desperate."

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"Let's kick off this Human Resource action with a game of Musical Chairs."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

'Hanson - committee of four.'

Technological Dependence.

'Gerald, it's so nice to see you finally getting closer to your employees.'

"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."

"Expense account or regular?"

Airport

"She looks just like in your photos."

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

'He must be going economy!'

"Gentlemen, may I present our company's future. A buggy whip... with Bluetooth!"

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

Airport Bored Rooms

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'