Community Confidant Pillows

Mums at play group.

Licensed Therapist

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

See you at the farmers market!

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Time for tea and friendship.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

"Your love gives me strength."

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"I'll have the usual."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Personal Assistants.

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

Spa Dog

Thank you

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

'A common problem - we all give them our undivided love and devotion.'

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

"So tell me more about the dog sitter."

'I've been depressed ever since PBS said pigs are smarter than dogs!'

Crossing USA Mexico Border

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

Bubbling

"See? This is what I'm talking about! If you always show how happy you are to see everyone, you give them all the power in the relationship!"

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!