Social Media Confidant Pillows

"Would you like to talk to everyone about it?"

Licensed Therapist

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Giraffe Selfie

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Time for tea and friendship.

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Your love gives me strength."

Early Learning Today

"#notguilty."

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

Personal Assistants.

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

"You look a lot better on paper than you do online."

Spa Dog

Social Media

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

"So tell me more about the dog sitter."

'A common problem - we all give them our undivided love and devotion.'

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

'I've been depressed ever since PBS said pigs are smarter than dogs!'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"You're all hashtag summarily dismissed."