Community Confidant Gifts

Mums at play group.

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Licensed Therapist

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

See you at the farmers market!

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Time for tea and friendship.

"Your love gives me strength."

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"I'll have the usual."

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Personal Assistants.

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

Spa Dog

Thank you

'A common problem - we all give them our undivided love and devotion.'

"So tell me more about the dog sitter."

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

'I've been depressed ever since PBS said pigs are smarter than dogs!'

Crossing USA Mexico Border

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"He's anxious to resume perpetrating his usual activities."

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

'These computer viruses are getting more and more powerful.'