Commitment Clown Pillows

'Can we just do this pass-fail?'

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

"Yes ... no!"

Various Traps.

'Either you say 'I do' or you don't -- You can't plead nolo contendere.'

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

'Well, Helen, you were right - our marriage contract does include an option year.'

'I know we had some good time together, Muriel, but a permanent relationship is out.'

'I'm beginning to have second thoughts. I understand that cute wedding photographer is single.'

"Honey, it’s no use. We’ve done everything to try to save the divorce — I think we’re going to have to stay married."

"A fear of heights, eh? Fear of commitment more like it!"

"It's getting serious - he left his stuff."

"Sure, I love you, but I can't stand to be hurt again."

'On second thought, maybe we should see other people.'

Man on treadmill with one leg in a cast.

'No, the answer is: d ) All of the above.'

'Is this a trick question?'

"We can't scrub the 'forsaking all others' bit."

"Do you promise to love and be faithful to each other for the next 28 days and then see where it goes from there?"

"I said to him eventually, I said marriage is something you're just going to have to do on your own."

'My client is fine with the nuptial agreement except for section 7a, non parole period!'

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

"My gut instinct was to say yes. . . but years in social work have shown me how these things end up working out."

'No, I don't remember asking you to move in with me. Not only that, I don't remember who you are!'

"OK, but I'll have to run it by my husband."

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

It's not that I don't care for you, but let's face it Larry. You have commitment issues.