Commitment Clown Gifts

'Can we just do this pass-fail?'

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"Yes ... no!"

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

Various Traps.

'Either you say 'I do' or you don't -- You can't plead nolo contendere.'

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

'Well, Helen, you were right - our marriage contract does include an option year.'

'I know we had some good time together, Muriel, but a permanent relationship is out.'

'I'm beginning to have second thoughts. I understand that cute wedding photographer is single.'

"Honey, it’s no use. We’ve done everything to try to save the divorce — I think we’re going to have to stay married."

"A fear of heights, eh? Fear of commitment more like it!"

"Sure, I love you, but I can't stand to be hurt again."

"It's getting serious - he left his stuff."

Man on treadmill with one leg in a cast.

'On second thought, maybe we should see other people.'

'Is this a trick question?'

"I said to him eventually, I said marriage is something you're just going to have to do on your own."

'No, the answer is: d ) All of the above.'

"We can't scrub the 'forsaking all others' bit."

"My gut instinct was to say yes. . . but years in social work have shown me how these things end up working out."

'My client is fine with the nuptial agreement except for section 7a, non parole period!'

"Do you promise to love and be faithful to each other for the next 28 days and then see where it goes from there?"

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

"OK, but I'll have to run it by my husband."

'No, I don't remember asking you to move in with me. Not only that, I don't remember who you are!'

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

"Define 'lawfully'."