Commitment Comic Enthusiast Pillows

'Well, he's the only boyfriend I didn't dump immediately. . . Stay on your toes, mister. The jury's still out.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Billy. The Kid.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Atomic Bear: Part 22

Atomic Bear: Part 21

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

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Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

Fearless Frog Part 12

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"Mom, come quick. Dad's in a stupor."

Atomic Bear: Part 14

Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."