Comical Deity Enthusiast Gifts

Night-time halo

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"OMG, LOL!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

Dante Alighieri

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

Mrs. Almighty.

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

'Actually, we were hoping for a less high-maintenance God.'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

God changes His will.

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

Saint Peter reviews a man's sins.

"Being God just doesn't pay as much as you'd think it would."

"Ugh, it rings every time an angel gets his wings - how do I put it in silent mode?"

'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.'

'This is ridiculous! I'v enever had a sick day in my life!'

'Thank Me it's Friday.'