Comical Couch Loungers Gifts

'Obese brother'.

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Unconditional Loveseat

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

Your problems are all in your head, Al. This time you're wrong, doctor. I happen to be lying on my keys. The problem is not in my head. It's in my left buttock.

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

'That's a full ten minutes with the TV off. What now?'

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"

"I am a control freak."

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

"I've seen this film ten times and it's still awful."

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

"I want you to be open and honest and to not leave any hair on the couch."

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

If you're going to wear a GoPro, Larry, you have to actually go.

"Why can't you just bat the ball of yarn around like other cats?"

WARNING - This Programme Contains No Strong Language.....

I guess I just assumed we'd skip Take your child to work day this year. Chips.

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

'He's training for the London Marathon,he watches it every year.'

'The reason man hasn't been to the moon in 35 years is because there's no T.V. and recliner up there.'

'The Degeneration Game'

Mountain Escalator

'Here we go again, Mr Gloez, you are NOT a couch mechanic!'

'She's not actually missing yet but I'll be in Brazil next week.'

'I think we're on different career paths.'

"I know it looks like he’s doing nothing, but he’s very busy in his head."