Comical Couch Loungers Mugs

'Obese brother'.

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Unconditional Loveseat

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

'That's a full ten minutes with the TV off. What now?'

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

"I am a control freak."

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

"I've seen this film ten times and it's still awful."

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

"I want you to be open and honest and to not leave any hair on the couch."

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

"Why can't you just bat the ball of yarn around like other cats?"

WARNING - This Programme Contains No Strong Language.....

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

'He's training for the London Marathon,he watches it every year.'

Mountain Escalator

'The reason man hasn't been to the moon in 35 years is because there's no T.V. and recliner up there.'

'The Degeneration Game'

"I know it looks like he’s doing nothing, but he’s very busy in his head."

'I think we're on different career paths.'

'Here we go again, Mr Gloez, you are NOT a couch mechanic!'

'She's not actually missing yet but I'll be in Brazil next week.'

"I'm knackered trying to keep tabs on the potential consequences of the away goal rule!"