Comedy-reader Gifts

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Time Machine Collision

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

X-ray Psychology.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

The Salmon Run

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

Fish snorkling above water.

wattle covers

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

'A is for Arse.'

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

Examination.

Mou...Man trap!