Comedy Loves Fishing Gifts

Man's fishing rod has caught a water skier.

reincarnated worm...

Fly fishing.

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

"Is really wet, here!"

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

Fishing Holes

Fishing in the aquarium.

Traveller's Luggage.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Fish bait and jail bait.

'Catching flying fish!'

Hank's pull cord snaps on a hard start.

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

He wouldn't be up there is he had just kept his mouth shut.

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

Fish Eye Tests.

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

Putting on ice

'...a little higher and to the right.'

Happy Brexiters

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

Seafood Chum

Ice fishing from a suckerhole

"Hi! I'm on the hook."

Man fly-fishing catches his own foot.

'Pity more fisherman weren't like you, Larry - we'd never have to worry about endangered species.'

'If it looks good and it tastes good, it's probably bad for you!'

"Ooh, look, Tom. A bright-yellow rubber worm with a sharp metal hook in it."

'Teach a man to fish and you're looking at dumb lures for the rest of your life.'

'Robert went ice fishing. I told him it would be simpler to just buy ice at the grocery store.'

'Want a jar to put them in?'