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"That reminds me of a joke..."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Will work for Food Network.

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

'That'll be the tenth time Columbus has visited the virgin islands this week.'

'Where do I see myself in five years? Well, doing your job of course!'

'Sure, our expertise keeps ‘em here, but Mom's cookies get them through the door!'

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

Worker doing impression from the end of Titanic.

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the 'grande' size anymore without a prescription.'

'Granted, you're the boss at home, Doris, but around here I'm the boss, I really am!'

Whisk

'Here lies one of THE GREAT contract negotiators...it says so in the fine print.'

"When we selected our keynote speaker, he had not yet been indicted for SEC violations."

'And do you, Rex, promise not to take sides?'

'Well,there's why your refrigerator's having temperature problems ma'am. The door's got a badly worn seal.'

"Mia Farrow would find the time!"

'I don't hold grudges... that's why I have lawyers.'

'I have money, fame and power...but all it's done is made me happy.'

"He's the big dog."

Bowling.

Two porters carry a king

"Like you, mom, I never waste leftover. Want some pizza slice, meatloaf hunk, chicken salad soup?"

Kitty Business man, In Out boxes.