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'Here lies one of THE GREAT contract negotiators...it says so in the fine print.'

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

Will work for Food Network.

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

'As long as the gov't has a printing press, all deposits federally insured.'

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

'It's quite the Horatio Alger story, isn't it? Humble origins in a single drop of pond water, gradually devouring every competitor in sight. Naturally, it was just a matter of time before you decided to join our company!'

"Philip! Nice to see you still at large."

'We've decided to foreclose on Paraguay, Ferguson -- Get down there and take the place over.'

Manager.

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

“UKRAINE FARM LAND PICK YOUR OWN”

Chain of command. Me - everybody else.

"...by the way, the firm's karma is skewered, I had to kill a few people on the way up"

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

"But it's helping me learn my math!"

'Where do I see myself in five years? Well, doing your job of course!'