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'Here lies one of THE GREAT contract negotiators...it says so in the fine print.'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

Will work for Food Network.

'I think it's past its sell-by date.'

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

'As long as the gov't has a printing press, all deposits federally insured.'

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

'It's quite the Horatio Alger story, isn't it? Humble origins in a single drop of pond water, gradually devouring every competitor in sight. Naturally, it was just a matter of time before you decided to join our company!'

"Philip! Nice to see you still at large."

'We've decided to foreclose on Paraguay, Ferguson -- Get down there and take the place over.'

Just Merged.

Manager.

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

"But it's helping me learn my math!"

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

"...by the way, the firm's karma is skewered, I had to kill a few people on the way up"

Chain of command. Me - everybody else.

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