Karaoke Kingpin T-Shirts

Make your own pop band kit (only 3 month guarantee)

'That's the last time I go there - Bagpipes and Karaoke just don't mix!'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Amy Winehouse

George Michael

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Wolf Karaoke

Karataoke

Freddie Mercury

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

Tina Turner

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

"Darling, I never realised how talented you weren't!"

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

Karaoke night.

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

Robbie Williams

Will work for Food Network.

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

"You can't do Elvis - you ain't nothing but a hound dog!"

Singer and her microphone

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

City centre pub.

The Four Tops in Concert

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

Supermarket Warehouse. At night, with just security here, the products sing classic karaoke. The orange juice is belting Elvis'"All Shook Up." Peanut butter and jelly performed a duet of "Love Will Keep Us Together." children's breakfast cereal sang "Sugar, Sugar." And sriracha sauce did a rendition of "Great Balls of Fire"! What song will the ground beef choose? Jimmy Buffett's "Cheeseburger in Paradise," of course!

The Bar & Grill of Ordinary Men: Quiet Desperation 11 am - closing (Karaoke on Saturday)

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."