Karaoke King T-Shirts

"This next song is also called AWHOOOOO."

"Oh, God, now they'll all start."

Singer's shadow covering it's ears.

Rod Stewart

Drunken slob to woman at bar, "...if you want my body and you think I'm sexy..."

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

Ceilidh Minogue.

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

"New Yorkie...New Yorkie..."

'The Iraquis don't like us?...But just wait till we introduce them to Karaoke!'

Shirley Bassey sings 'Rushden and Diamonds are forever', her career beginning in small clubs.

Mick Jagger.

American Idol judges

Tom Jones

Freddie Mercury

Will Self does karaoke

My Way - 2020

The Met Presents: Karaoke Night

Annoucement

So, it's one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready...

"Hi - we're called pillowcase and we're a cover band!"

The Shakespearean at the Karaoke

Warning! Dangerous Cliff.

Hip guy in pub with acoustic guitar says to square-looking man: 'I really don't think We Are The Ovaltineys counts as a drinking song.'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

Freddie Mercury.

popcorn...

Pizza and Karaoke

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

The Bar & Grill of Ordinary Men: Quiet Desperation 11 am - closing (Karaoke on Saturday)

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

"Curry okay?"

"Regrets...I've had a few..."