Karaoke King Mugs

"This next song is also called AWHOOOOO."

"Oh, God, now they'll all start."

Singer's shadow covering it's ears.

Rod Stewart

Drunken slob to woman at bar, "...if you want my body and you think I'm sexy..."

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

Ceilidh Minogue.

"New Yorkie...New Yorkie..."

'The Iraquis don't like us?...But just wait till we introduce them to Karaoke!'

Shirley Bassey sings 'Rushden and Diamonds are forever', her career beginning in small clubs.

Will Self does karaoke

My Way - 2020

The Met Presents: Karaoke Night

Annoucement

"Hi - we're called pillowcase and we're a cover band!"

The Shakespearean at the Karaoke

Hip guy in pub with acoustic guitar says to square-looking man: 'I really don't think We Are The Ovaltineys counts as a drinking song.'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

popcorn...

Pizza and Karaoke

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

The Bar & Grill of Ordinary Men: Quiet Desperation 11 am - closing (Karaoke on Saturday)

"Curry okay?"

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

"Do you know what we need? We need drinking songs."

"I'm sorry. That's just the booze singing."

"That's the part of hands-free technology that creeps me out... on-hold music karaoke."

Singing at the Party

'Steal Away.'

Potato singing - 'Peelings,, Nothing more than Peelings,,'

Sale: Air guitar. As new.

'Managers karaoke night'

'Here's one I wrote to cover the sound of my wife's voice telling me nobody is going to pay to hear my songs.'