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"Well, that explains it. I didn't think it was music."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

George Michael

Wolf Karaoke

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Freddie Mercury

Karataoke

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

Tina Turner

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Robbie Williams

Karaoke night.

"Darling, I never realised how talented you weren't!"

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

Punctuation Karaoke Night

Writing the poem was easy: there are lots of words rhyming with "snow"...

Singer and her microphone

"You can't do Elvis - you ain't nothing but a hound dog!"

City centre pub.

The Four Tops in Concert

The Bar & Grill of Ordinary Men: Quiet Desperation 11 am - closing (Karaoke on Saturday)

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

Supermarket Warehouse. At night, with just security here, the products sing classic karaoke. The orange juice is belting Elvis'"All Shook Up." Peanut butter and jelly performed a duet of "Love Will Keep Us Together." children's breakfast cereal sang "Sugar, Sugar." And sriracha sauce did a rendition of "Great Balls of Fire"! What song will the ground beef choose? Jimmy Buffett's "Cheeseburger in Paradise," of course!

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

Rod Stewart

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

Madonna.

Mick Jagger.

'I could have been the next Neil Young, but my ol' man made me take singing lessons.'

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

Geri Halliwell.

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."