Comedically Unemployed Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who’s proudly comedically unemployed? Our collection offers playful and witty items that poke fun at the freelance hustle. Whether they’re embracing the free-spirited, no-9-5 life, or just giggling at their job search adventures, these products add humor and personality to any space or wardrobe. Perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh about their job status or the creative struggles on the pursuit of happiness.

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"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed." mockup

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

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"To be or not to be."

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Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant. mockup

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

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'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.' mockup

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

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'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.' mockup

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

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'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!' mockup

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

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"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money." mockup

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

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'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.' mockup

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

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"Victims of out-sorcery."

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'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.' mockup

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

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'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.' mockup

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

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"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab." mockup

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

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"Any qualifications other than speaking the language."

"Any qualifications other than speaking the language." mockup

"Any qualifications other than speaking the language."

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'We're looking with someone with balls...not an enlarged prostate.'

'We're looking with someone with balls...not an enlarged prostate.' mockup

'We're looking with someone with balls...not an enlarged prostate.'

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"Well, YOU tell personnel you need every winter off and see if you get a job!"

"Well, YOU tell personnel you need every winter off and see if you get a job!" mockup

"Well, YOU tell personnel you need every winter off and see if you get a job!"

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"What fly?"

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A question you don't want - "How many fingers am I holding up."

A question you don't want - "How many fingers am I holding up." mockup

A question you don't want - "How many fingers am I holding up."

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America's Biggest Export...

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'Look, another Now Available store is opening! Maybe yo could get a job there. They seem to be opening stores all over town!'

'Look, another Now Available store is opening! Maybe yo could get a job there. They seem to be opening stores all over town!' mockup

'Look, another Now Available store is opening! Maybe yo could get a job there. They seem to be opening stores all over town!'

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"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal." mockup

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

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Two bored males hanging out on a tatty sofa.

Two bored males hanging out on a tatty sofa. mockup

Two bored males hanging out on a tatty sofa.

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"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'" mockup

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

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'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.' mockup

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

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The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

The only way I can get through a nudist convention. mockup

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

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"Right now, I'm between naps."

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"Enough medical mumbo jumbo, just give it to me straight, Doc-will I ever be able to play piano again?"

"Enough medical mumbo jumbo, just give it to me straight, Doc-will I ever be able to play piano again?" mockup

"Enough medical mumbo jumbo, just give it to me straight, Doc-will I ever be able to play piano again?"

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'Oh george dear, the landlord has raised the rent!' 'Has he? I can't!'

'Oh george dear, the landlord has raised the rent!' 'Has he? I can't!' mockup

'Oh george dear, the landlord has raised the rent!' 'Has he? I can't!'

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Clown Firing Squad.

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A Temporary One Day A Year Job Is Not Enough, I Want A Permanent Job!

A Temporary One Day A Year Job Is Not Enough, I Want A Permanent Job! mockup

A Temporary One Day A Year Job Is Not Enough, I Want A Permanent Job!

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'Can you dance?'

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"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?" mockup

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"

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'You're the one who called for a locksmith?'

'You're the one who called for a locksmith?' mockup

'You're the one who called for a locksmith?'

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'That's the last time I ask Janice to book the stripper for the office party.'

'That's the last time I ask Janice to book the stripper for the office party.' mockup

'That's the last time I ask Janice to book the stripper for the office party.'

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Comedically Unemployed Gifts Collection

Comedically Unemployed Mugs

Explore our range of mugs featuring the comedically unemployed theme and add some humor to your morning routine.

Comedically Unemployed Pillows

Discover pillows that bring humor and comfort with designs centered on the comedically unemployed vibe—perfect for relaxed living and lounging.

Comedically Unemployed Prints

Bring humor to your walls with our prints that celebrate the comedically unemployed spirit—fun, funky, and full of personality.

Comedically Unemployed T-Shirts

Check out our collection of t-shirts celebrating the comedically unemployed lifestyle—funny, relaxed, and totally relatable for the free spirits.