Comedically Cynical Phone Callers Gifts

Looking for a gift that matches the sharp wit of a comically cynical phone caller? Our collection offers clever, humorous products designed to bring a smile to their face. Ideal for anyone who loves to joke, tease, and have fun with their calls, these gifts add a playful touch to their daily routine. Whether it's for a friend, colleague, or family member who can't resist a good sarcastic quip, you'll find something that fits their mischievous personality perfectly.

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'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?' mockup

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

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"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'" mockup

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

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First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along. mockup

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

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"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne" mockup

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

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'Miss Chambers, requisition me some more clout.'

'Miss Chambers, requisition me some more clout.' mockup

'Miss Chambers, requisition me some more clout.'

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"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing." mockup

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

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The Nihilist Deli.

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"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!" mockup

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

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"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!" mockup

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

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"Half full, or half empty? Do you want a positive spin, or a negative spin?"

"Half full, or half empty? Do you want a positive spin, or a negative spin?" mockup

"Half full, or half empty? Do you want a positive spin, or a negative spin?"

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Cold caller.

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"I'll have to call you back. The cat looks really pleased with himself, and I gotta find out why."

"I'll have to call you back. The cat looks really pleased with himself, and I gotta find out why." mockup

"I'll have to call you back. The cat looks really pleased with himself, and I gotta find out why."

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"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park." mockup

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

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"But is it art ?"

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'This must be the Sea of Tranquility.' mockup

'This must be the Sea of Tranquility.'

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'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.' mockup

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

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Obama builds own gallows.

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"If you're annoyed by answering machines, press 1. . ."

"If you're annoyed by answering machines, press 1. . ." mockup

"If you're annoyed by answering machines, press 1. . ."

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"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

"I've never hated Christmas, just people." mockup

"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

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Oink.

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'Yes, I broke that campaign promise, but it was never NOTARIZED!'

'Yes, I broke that campaign promise, but it was never NOTARIZED!' mockup

'Yes, I broke that campaign promise, but it was never NOTARIZED!'

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'I'm the same as you - too sick to go into work, but well enough to go shopping!'

'I'm the same as you - too sick to go into work, but well enough to go shopping!' mockup

'I'm the same as you - too sick to go into work, but well enough to go shopping!'

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"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah."

"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah." mockup

"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah."

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