Comedic Caller Gifts

Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.

"I know t's tech-support, but, for two fifty a minute, I expect you to talk dirty."

So sorry, I dialled the wrong number. I dialled my salary by mistake.

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

No Instruments Please

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

Cold caller.

"I'll have to call you back. The cat looks really pleased with himself, and I gotta find out why."

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

Jumble Sale

"If you're annoyed by answering machines, press 1. . ."

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'It wasn't the strength of your argument. It was your breath.'

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

Rollercoaster police chase.

Fisherman Funneral

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"I got connections. We'll pull a few strings, get you out of here in no time"

"I understand she's marrying him for his condominium in Fort Lauderdale."

"Hey, Tarzan – no need to yell."

'Sorry, I missed your call. . . I'm either goofing off at the fax machine or telling someone what I did over that weekend...'

Choir wearing masks.

Unhappy Cows from neighboring states visit California.

'Elections are easier to understand if you think of them as performance art.'

"You can't beat Channel 5's sport coverage."

"Connect the dots"