Comedic Retiree Gifts

"Plan B was to supplement my retirement income as a party clown, and that brings me to my loan application."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

No Instruments Please

Lady sees door sign next to ENT: 'Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes'.

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Footballer playing for time

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

Jumble Sale

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"I got connections. We'll pull a few strings, get you out of here in no time"

Rollercoaster police chase.

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

"Why aren't you wearing any pants?"

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

Searching for condom.

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

Choir wearing masks.

asian.babe@mongol.com.

'He's so unlucky that he gets into accidents that started happening to someone else.'