Comedic Activist Gifts

'I like to do my bit for the environment.'

'He's supposed to be an animal rights supporter but he'll talk the hind legs off a donkey!'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Pop up begger.

Jumble Sale

"Please excuse our appearance while our records are being impounded."

"The school construction budget is so small we can't even afford to build a snowman."

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"Do I take it that we can't be guaranteed your vote in the forthcoming election?"

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

"Gavin is a bit conflicted when it comes to barbecuing."

'It wasn't the strength of your argument. It was your breath.'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"I got connections. We'll pull a few strings, get you out of here in no time"

London Congestion & Polution Zone - 'What's your problem? I thought Boris was in charge now.'

"Excuse me - could you tell me which recession we are in at the moment?"