Comedic Influencer Gifts

Rusty and Molly's first date was going beautifully until the 'car tyre incident.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Dance of the sugar plum tax attorneys.

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Jumble Sale

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

"I got connections. We'll pull a few strings, get you out of here in no time"

Rollercoaster police chase.

Fisherman Funneral

"I understand she's marrying him for his condominium in Fort Lauderdale."

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

"Why aren't you wearing any pants?"

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

"You can't beat Channel 5's sport coverage."

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

"We haven't been married long enough for you to reprimand my dog."

"Connect the dots"