Comedic Influencer Gifts

Rusty and Molly's first date was going beautifully until the 'car tyre incident.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Dance of the sugar plum tax attorneys.

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Jumble Sale

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Fisherman Funneral

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"I understand she's marrying him for his condominium in Fort Lauderdale."

"I got connections. We'll pull a few strings, get you out of here in no time"

Rollercoaster police chase.

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

"We haven't been married long enough for you to reprimand my dog."

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

"Connect the dots"

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

"You can't beat Channel 5's sport coverage."