Comedic Writer Gifts

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Information. If you can't put toothpaste back in the tube, how did it get there in the first place?

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

The way to the holy mountain

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Zombie standup

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Candid Camera store.

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Let's call him lucky!'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

America's funniest election gaffes

Man walking a long dog on a fishing rod.

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager."

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

Thumbing a Lift.

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!