Comedic Writer Mugs

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

The way to the holy mountain

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Zombie standup

Wedding Day Itinerary.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Candid Camera store.

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Let's call him lucky!'

"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager."

Thumbing a Lift.

America's funniest election gaffes

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Man walking a long dog on a fishing rod.

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Soldiers' Ego

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

"Really Mum? Natural selection gave us short arms to stop us from picking our noses?"