Comedic Crisis Responders Gifts

Looking for a gift for your favorite crisis responder? Find witty and thoughtful products that honor their courage, quick thinking, and unwavering dedication. Perfect for doctors, firefighters, police, and other emergency heroes who handle crises with a smile.

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"God, if you get me back to shore, I'll give you everything I own. Okay, fifty percent of everything. How about ten percent plus community work..."

"God, if you get me back to shore, I'll give you everything I own. Okay, fifty percent of everything. How about ten percent plus community work..." mockup

"God, if you get me back to shore, I'll give you everything I own. Okay, fifty percent of everything. How about ten percent plus community work..."

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"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that." mockup

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

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"Who's got the hammer?"

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"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh." mockup

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

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Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky. mockup

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

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Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone! mockup

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

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"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!" mockup

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

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Breast Height Chart

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Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake. mockup

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

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'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!' mockup

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

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'The guys say that the stripper won't be available before our wedding...would you mind if I had my bachelor party after the honeymoon?'

'The guys say that the stripper won't be available before our wedding...would you mind if I had my bachelor party after the honeymoon?' mockup

'The guys say that the stripper won't be available before our wedding...would you mind if I had my bachelor party after the honeymoon?'

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Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

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Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW! mockup

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

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"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?" mockup

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

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Biological Alarm Clock.

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'I used to trade in futures until I learned the planet doesn't have one.'

'I used to trade in futures until I learned the planet doesn't have one.' mockup

'I used to trade in futures until I learned the planet doesn't have one.'

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'We're looking with someone with balls...not an enlarged prostate.'

'We're looking with someone with balls...not an enlarged prostate.' mockup

'We're looking with someone with balls...not an enlarged prostate.'

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'Alright, alright. I had a hard day fighting crime. No need to get smart about it.'

'Alright, alright. I had a hard day fighting crime. No need to get smart about it.' mockup

'Alright, alright. I had a hard day fighting crime. No need to get smart about it.'

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'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.' mockup

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

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Cat doctor to cat patient sitting on exam table 'All I'm saying is liposuction won't help if you don't lay off the tuna smoothies.'

Cat doctor to cat patient sitting on exam table 'All I'm saying is liposuction won't help if you don't lay off the tuna smoothies.' mockup

Cat doctor to cat patient sitting on exam table 'All I'm saying is liposuction won't help if you don't lay off the tuna smoothies.'

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Pirate Paddle Boat.

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'Will you tell the dog I live here!' mockup

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

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'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?' mockup

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

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"You keep him busy while I go for help."

"You keep him busy while I go for help." mockup

"You keep him busy while I go for help."

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'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.' mockup

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

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"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills." mockup

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

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'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?' mockup

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

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'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!' mockup

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

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Still hip, but not much hop.

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'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!' mockup

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

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"No, it wasn't an accident. I have a hard starting outboard."

"No, it wasn't an accident. I have a hard starting outboard." mockup

"No, it wasn't an accident. I have a hard starting outboard."

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Comedic Crisis Responders Gifts Collection

Comedic Crisis Responders Mugs

Explore our collection of crisis responder mugs—funny, inspiring, and perfect for any emergency hero who starts the day with a smile.

Comedic Crisis Responders Pillows

Check out our crisis responder pillows—combining comfort with a splash of humor to celebrate emergency heroes.

Comedic Crisis Responders Prints

Browse our printable art collection dedicated to crisis responders—uplifting designs that honor their heroism in a playful way.

Comedic Crisis Responders T-Shirts

Discover our humorous crisis responder t-shirts—ideal for those who handle crises with wit and resilience, making a statement wherever they go.