Comedic Computer Fixer Gifts

'I had to jog its memory.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

Computer operator welding machine.

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"This is the murder weapon the defendant used, your honor, and these are the tunes he butchered in cold blood."

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

Jumble Sale

Son? We need to talk about inappropriate life choices. I was joking. I'm not going to be an investment banker. Great! I'd hate to see you waste your talents. There are plenty of other jobs. Like the fixer who disappears famous athletes' awkward e-mails. You'll always be employed.

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Rollercoaster police chase.

Mission Impossible

'Yes Sarge - looks like another carbon footprint'

Speech bubble showing EUREKA! back to front.

"Why aren't you wearing any pants?"

'Here, check it by processing my bill.'

'Try rebooting.'

'Is the drain still clogged, Henry?'

'Whatever you do, don't push: 'control', 'alt;, 'anvil'.'

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

"Have you tried switching it off and switching it back on again - or pretending there's absolutely nothing wrong with it?"

To continue with tech support, you must be in front of your computer and have a soldering iron, a voltmeter and a circuit tester available.

"Nails? - Certainly sir. How long do you want them. . . ?"

Model's aspirations

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

"So a plumber charges $600 for 45 minutes' work?! Is that the coolest job or what?!"

'I guess it's official now. No one in this town actually makes anything anymore.'

'That's one way to 'shut down' the system...'

"If you want proof that your email is working again, then you can read all the spam you just received."

Boy with his finger in a leaking water bed.

Boss, someone called The Fixer is here to see you. Excellent. Go out and tell him I want him to teach you everything he knows. I don't see why I should have to keep paying him when I've got my very own minion. Pay extra attention to the issue vague threats to shut down lawsuits part. If he asks why I didn't fire him myself, you tell him I've moved to Botswana. Very bad man.