Comedic Computer Fixer Prints

'I had to jog its memory.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

Computer operator welding machine.

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

Jumble Sale

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'Yes Sarge - looks like another carbon footprint'

Rollercoaster police chase.

Speech bubble showing EUREKA! back to front.

Mission Impossible

'Try rebooting.'

'Here, check it by processing my bill.'

'Is the drain still clogged, Henry?'

'Whatever you do, don't push: 'control', 'alt;, 'anvil'.'

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

"Have you tried switching it off and switching it back on again - or pretending there's absolutely nothing wrong with it?"

To continue with tech support, you must be in front of your computer and have a soldering iron, a voltmeter and a circuit tester available.

"Nails? - Certainly sir. How long do you want them. . . ?"

Model's aspirations

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

"So a plumber charges $600 for 45 minutes' work?! Is that the coolest job or what?!"

'I guess it's official now. No one in this town actually makes anything anymore.'

Drunken Ass

'That's one way to 'shut down' the system...'

Boy with his finger in a leaking water bed.

"If you want proof that your email is working again, then you can read all the spam you just received."